Posts Tagged 'motion capture'

Can We Talk About the Second Tintin Trailer for a Minute?

For reference purposes, watch this (switch video quality to 720p) before reading ahead:

I’ve written a lot here and there about my lack of excitement for The Adventures of Tintin, the much-hyped 3D performance capture CG-animated collaboration between director Steven Spielberg and producer Peter Jackson. Most All of that discussion has been negative due to my inherent hatred of both 3D and CG-animated performance capture movies. Actually, I’ve been bitching about it since the day the project was announced. Literally. To sum up what I’ve said in fragments in other posts; I believe this was an immense waste of time for everybody involved, from Spielberg to Jackson to the actors to composer John Williams, all the way down to the brilliant people at Weta Digital in New Zealand whose computers brought this film life. The plan has always been for Spielberg to direct this first movie, and if it did well enough, Jackson would direct a sequel soon after. I’m sure there are some people out there excited about those prospects, but I am not among them. The movie has actually opened already in several other countries (the UK included), but won’t open in the U.S. until December 21. I know, you can’t wait.

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Mo-Cap Dies, Robert Zemeckis is reborn?

This past weekend, while many moviegoers were out seeing Battle: Los Angeles ($35.6 million), Rango ($22.6 million), Red Riding Hood or The Adjustment Bureau, what Hollywood didn’t expect was that pretty much no one would go out and see Mars Needs Moms, which took in a tepid $6.9 million off more than 3,100 screens. And that’s WITH the film’s premium 3D ticket prices factored in. A $6.9 million debut on its massive $150 million budget sets it up to be one of the biggest financial disasters in recent memory. For one thing, I don’t yet understand how animated movies’ budgets are constructed, but I can’t fathom how any of them can cost anything close to that much money. Ridiculous.

REJECTED! FOR THE COMMON GOOD.

Why do even I bring this up? Oh, I’ll tell you. As it turns out, this box office catastrophe may have brought about some of the best news I’ve heard in years out of Hollywood. I never intended on seeing Mars Needs Moms, and I really had no idea who was behind it. I didn’t even realize (or care) that it was one of those motion capture movies (made famous recently by Robert ZemeckisPolar Express, Beowulf and A Christmas Carol), and that Zemeckis himself was one of the producers. First things first, for once I can give a “Bravo!” to American audiences. This epic fail proves that Hollywood can’t just dump any computer-animated movie they want onto us, tack on an extra charge for 3D, and expect it to gross $200 million.

Moreover, and because Hollywood is so panicky and reactionary, it may have put an end to Robert Zemeckis’ second career as a mo-cap filmmaker. This pleases me greatly. In case you need reminding, Robert Zemeckis is the guy who directed the Back to the Future movies, as well as Contact, Forrest Gump and Cast Away. ALL of these are among my favorites of all-time, and until recently I’d always listed Zemeckis as my third favorite/most influential director (behind Mr. Spielberg and Mr. Cameron). Cast Away came out 11 goddamn years ago, and that was the last time he made a live-action film. I’ve died inside a little bit with each subsequent year that Zemeckis has, in my view, WASTED his time and talents making these soulless computer-animated, motion-capture movies. Until this week, he had been planning ANOTHER mo-cap movie as his next project, and was in fact deep into working on it. It was going to be- get this- a mo-cap remake of the Beatles‘ movie Yellow Submarine. No, I’m not kidding. That’s what he wanted to spend 2 years of his life working on. I mean, I couldn’t have picked a less interesting project for Zemeckis out of a hat that also had Saw 8, Fast and the Furious 6, and a Polar Express sequel as other options. Disney has now pulled the plug on Yellow Submarine, which all but kills it. Last year, they shut down Zemeckis’ ImageMovers Digital, which is his production company for all these mo-cap turds. In theory, another studio could now say, “Hey, WE want to spend $100 million+ on a Yellow Submarine remake!”, but that’s incredibly unlikely to happen. HUZZAH!!!

So what does this all mean? What makes this worth writing about is that I’m hoping it means that we as moviegoers get Robert Zemeckis, one of the best storytellers in cinema history, back in the real world making real movies. Hopefully he’s had his fun with these other projects, and will not stubbornly pursue them further. That’s right, Bobby Z, it’s time to film real human actors in front of a camera again on real sets and at real locations. Not human actors wearing skintight suits with hundreds of little dots all over them tracking their every twitch for the computer so they can be animated later. This is one instance where a box office disaster may do us all some good as moviegoers. Like I said, there’s a real chance here that we may get one of our best directors back from out of the computer-filled cave he’s been hiding in for the last 10 years.

I hope.

P.S. Motion capture gets another chance this December with the long-awaited (not by me) release of Steven Spielberg & Peter Jackson‘s collaboration on Tin-Tin. Far be it for me to root against a movie made by two of my heroes, but…sometimes sacrifices must be made for the greater good.

NO!

YES!

HUH?!

It would only be fitting for today’s Recommended Listening to come from Zemeckis and his longtime composer, the great Alan Silvestri, and one of their many collaborations:  


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