Funny XBOX Live Gamertags (6th UPDATE!)

I’ve been playing Call of Duty online multiplayer on XBOX 360 since October, 2008, beginning with Call of Duty: World at War MP-40. In that time, on an almost daily basis, I come across a gamertag that I think is very cool or very funny. I decided early on that it would be a fun idea to write down the ones I found most amusing, and I’ve been keeping  a file ever since. In that Word file, the names below take up 20 pages. Each one is spelled exactly as it was when I saw it. They are presented in the order in which I came across them, the most recent just a couple days ago. As if any more proof were needed, here is even more evidence that there are some incredibly weird, deranged and oddly creative people out there.

First publication (1/16/11)

DiseasedLeg

Bill Cosbys STD

Tasermeplease

son of mr T

HumpedOwnage

i am me or am i

[BEEF] COMBO PLATTER

IVANA KILU

bedwetter100

SepticGiraffe

BombsAndBabies

dikwithnoballs

DonatedGnome

Next Stop Hell

AHNESTLY

[PHAG]GeorgeDubya2000

MultpleScorgsm

Screaming Hippy

ArrestedAfroman

GoEasyPlz

thoseAREmySHOES

Ivana Hitabong

EDREEDISAMONKEY

ET is a ninja

Geezer For Sale

poor judgment

dumcumpsta

[Yum!]xHAIRYTURDSx

Your Entire Team

ididabeartwice

Obama has myVCR

DEAD BY DEATH

BasicallyLazy

[#VAG]

Mr Killiwiggles

Barack Oprahma

Wombat Nipples

BarryMyDead

Bovine Hero

Tubby Aardvark

FAHQUE YANKS

WhoThrewThePoop

Toilet Steak

Klitler

Sinister Yogurt

FunDeath4u

OUCH OUCH OUCH

Running Jewz

Have A Seat Sir

mywiiwontwork

DoYouNomie

YouDontNomie

AStickyIckyTree

A WETARDED BABY

SeldomButAlways

hey wait 4 me

Deadly Lunchbox

BehavingCarcass

Clear Vomit

HAIRY N SCARY

RigorousLlama

PICKLE N POON

jack family

FATblokeFAT

Mr Killiwiggles

MIIIIIIIIIIIIIKE

FAIL TO ATTEMPT

WALMARTFEET

lotsaaftrbirth

A WalMart Rep

biiiirdman

TommytheTuna

Noobslam

WhammyKablammy69

SrryBoutThtChf

DualityytilauD

VaderWuzFramed

URDADSASTRIPPER

GotCornInMyPoop

MikeLoveNotWar

PumpActionCraka

Nice Nice Bike

EaseUpOffMe

Try N Bann Meh

MessyUnderpants

barfmunch

PooLord

I brought lubE

headshotswilldo

ASSpoundinJESUS

A10FT200LB PUMA

i wii kill you

GENERAL WIGGLES

EPIC SALAD

luv2do daCHACHA

messy SURPRISE

EXTRA SPRINKLES

PerturbedTuna

A BALD BATMAN

SGT DOG PUMP

i GLOCK COMA

BK Value Meal69

ACTUALYISUCK2

Cpt Compassion

Clumsy Giraffe

iJizBombedUrMom

BBK bubbleBUDDY

ooo dansnaked

damnhandsome

A Shady Llama

UnpricedCracker

Religious Milk

EMERGENCYLOTION

cpt underwar

MajorWatsisface

TalkShowOnMute

BigLandFill

SweatyBananas

I Slept Wid You

SlumberyChicken

MEGANFOXLOVE

MiniMcGiggles

CPTNSLAPAH0

GODKILLAAAAAAAA

BUTTERNUGGETZ

ArguingPolecat

Youhaveswineflu

BanginBeaver

Obama is a Tool

SeaworthyCloth

Boomshakilaka

fisty chuawawa

[GAY!] xX SUGARPUFF Xx

[WAN2]CMYPRIVATES

SomebodyOnline

SlumberyChicken

Major Infection

STEROID DUDE

MyForearmsRSick

i am the l o l

BubbleFartz

danthedeathman

Nunchuck Nuts

Roasted Almonds

IKUNGFUFIGHTYOU

WOUNDED WALRU5

SpiderPuke

Megafart

LaughAtMyAim

Pant T Snipher

OPRA4S C4NKLE

GroceryGod

LOOKATU

AsseyFace McGee

GoofyBasket69

dontgetmarried7

Armed Jesus

TootieBubbles

ahomicidalbug

SHUT UP W0MAN

Ouchwhoshotme

HippieHairbag

PeopleAREgame

Groping Orphans

I TRIM THE BUSH

Youalldietonite

SkunkGut

DrSlipperyFists

OMG I GOT SHOT

FilthyGrundel

Muffin Bakery

A SCALY MANFlSH

Baboon of Doom

Slapacrombie

Nice Gamertag

superhugemelons

PLASTICturd

poopngriddles

ItWillWorkOnYou

Smell o Vision

DR Koobersnatch

touchmeillxplod

SlobbinManJunk

StabyMcStaber73

Sushi Epidemic

thatsyass

I SPANKED OPRAH

Shankingchicken

AnAwesomeWaffle

shisedshewas18

B4i4QuRu18

VickAteMyDog

Speaker Pelosi

Like Ten Babies

A Chubby Cat

HITMEREALHARD

AdmiredBarbecue

weed reference

The Friend

big black dad

Filtrated Bread

Sgt Taco Pants

DungHumper

PreferredPear

A Slow Lobster

Something Kinky

HERE 4 WAR

iTackleFatKids

Pillow Thief

MyDogHadKittens

CuteFuzzyBunny

Hugh G Rexshin

Skilled in bed

Pants Destroyer

BatmansBigSnake

ItsSuchADrag

intense pillow

A Paintbrush

COLONELCAPSLOCK

I PLAY MW2 NUDE

HiroshimaSushi

Sad Little Emo

I AM FUNFUNFUN

Death enclosed

Two McNuggets

Smellthynuts

EYEgetSHOTalot

cats r my style

I LolerBATE

LetMeGetTheBomb

DONTSHOOTMEKID

Did You Get Sad

Schnitzelstein

SIX SIX SlX

MANWITHTHEPIZZA

OMG a slinky

johnnybedstain

Thanks Jesus

ContendedPiano

Snipedindabutt

letsgo2theprom

LodgingElephant

DVDcase

Random Hard On

Nuclear Jaguars

RentableUser

FearDaCrayon

NicknamePending

Meet My Hand

Conniving Eagle

Howling Crab

Wordless Scream

Nice Camel Toe

WorriedBurrito

Kookadooski

A MAN CONFUSED

Space Champions

Party Car

DougFromFinance

HelplessMammal

manyshenanigans

Girth Burger

I Fingered Her

Ikillcuzicare

Dieahbeatus

FireproofPig

Selective Gravy

GenocidalPizza

PepperpwniPizza

Glocktapuss

a funny smell

GovernedGorilla

Arm Fetish

[#ME]MY GAPING VAG

A Catholic Pope (as if there’s another kind)

FAT ASIAN GIRL

IHaveTheJewGold

Business Master

Encyclopedia

CenteringBeef

hold my pole

Crapasaurus Rex

A Black2YEAROLD

GraveManager

TheMassNerderer

TENBIGDINOSAURS

iBuckFuffaloes

Napkin of Death

A Baggy Hat

ObscurePurse

LtDanLegs

dudegolong

nestle ice tea

lumpytesticles

an almond

AbusiveSquirrel

AgitatedPigeon

Iam80sSynthRock

A Salt Shaker

All Sham No Wow

icuminursister

DontDrinkDrugs

Ouchdidthathurt

Warpath McGrath

yourMOMSweight

IRAQI DONKEY

DUMPY ACORN

NobleWarHamster

HereEatMyShirt

Zen Maggot

SmallPeopleCan

Why I Oughtta

HappyGiggleFart

BRBgottaKiLL

Leghumpnmidget

Jichael Mackson

Hot tub Monkey

CookiesAreTasty

Chris Tow Furr

Saucy Chap

RACOONBALLS

RacistTacoXXXX

IntensiveDeer

OOH MEGAN FOX

iStillLiveAtHome

Diarrhea Master

Untouched mmmmm

ThisPartyIsLame

XTREMEtourettes

im not a zebra

NoGoodNamezLeft

Have me

Lord Fluffykinz

BilateralJeans

GiantMailman

GEORGE H W BUSH

Howzboutislapya

A Nameless Hobo

Potato Lord

ExtenZe 4 Women

A Tootsie Pop

PUNK IN DRUBLIC

XPOON WIZARDX

Brewed Rat

ObeseJackal

ItsRecycled

A Weird Fat man

A Lone Skittle

Halloween Tree

Stinky Potpie

Dog Judgement

Just my product

DANGER BISCUIT

FatFemaleOver40

Iluvmy401k

INTHEFACEHAHAHA

Jesusisepic

IsThatAPenguin

Enemy Millipede

Mile Long Nips

NameViolation

OMFGnameTaken

Expired Noodles

aDroopyTesticle

Fresh Shelves

OMG itz HIMM

I Love MyBanana

a smelly vapor

WHAMbulance

IDKWHOTOKILL

i die a lot too

Make U Say FML

frolickinghippo

IDIOTforHIRE

i like myself

BWrightSLayer (ßamusing if only because I am a B. Wright)

WhoShotMeNow

ill camp here

ill camp there

Saynotoskanks

Chocolate Asian

SEVENPLYJOYRIDE

GTFO My Pancake

An Irish Waffle

I IZ A PIRATE

Penguin Vomit

XINOSCO3DXJFK (<- A retarded way of spelling “I no-scoped JFK”, which is a hilarious reference if you’re a COD player)

randomfantastic

RapRepRipRopRup

simulatedFUN

illMUNCHurNUTS

ELEPHANT SUIT

BELLY YOGURT

Gooberfart

Pancakez R yum

I Shake Bears

1 800 GET MOWED

TheTittays2

My Toots Stinkk

My 14 Inch Duck

Evilfarthammer

GiganticWaffles

Sweaty Aardvark

KillerStickLOL

WHATS A YOUT

NODAMNDEALS

IFARTTOOMUCH

Mow MY Lawn plz

XBOXwantsmeDEAD

ElitePricecheck

PrebuiltCarpet

An Amish iPod

Olympic Llama

Brianonatoilet

me pick me

I CrucifyKittys

SweatyGenitals

EggRolls4Me

HAHAcrunkHAHA

TECHNOPIDGEON

A Dustbuster

AnOatmealBomb

I KnOw It HuRtZ, Tel Me It Hurtz, It Hurtz So Bad

Twistable Puppy

hughpharted

STAB A PUPPY

jewishWARdemon

STOP ASKIN ME Y

Epic Baby Jesus

U O ME A COOKIE

FOURDIKESONBIKE

ERIKLIKESSNOW

Ashamed Catman

Lvl 99 Jew

Santa Aint Reel

Totaled Ur Mom

ireallysukatmw2

iFlipYourBurger

KILL ME IM BAIT

xPuppyXPunterx

BRBgonetopee

Count BLUNTULA

i like smelling

ChildrenPlease

DIESOCIALISTPIG

Spumhole

ChewyMaggot

GrannysTongue

Fishdeodorant

spritany beers

INHUMANITARIAN

ChiefofChiefing

Bmy L On her Ts

FourUnderPar68

MAN ENTHUSIASM

POLISH SAUSAGE

Hu Yu Fu Ling

Tysons Tiger

PoopTossnApe

Titanium Taco

HaveGunWillFire

WayTooSober

iHatePanicAttax

screwyourwife

turbo jesus

YouAreSumPooPoo

Abalabakubulogu

ObamaLiedToMe

SATANIC WAFFLE

Bombchickawawa

doopaloop

hairy nugnug

Football Teen

Six Old Midgets

I MAKE HER RAWR

That Jewish Boy

NASTYSANDWICH

Giftcard

[THE]Midget Upstairs

BadgersAreGay

stupidliberals

GRINDMYWEEWEE

HappierEar

THE SUSHI MAKER

YoHomesToBelAir

porkisgood

spacebutt

GnomeNibbles

Im Cute/So Cute/U Cute

Wee Wee Baggins

CaringissCreepy

The Best Yoda

MW2 makesme EMO

BillionsOfCats

NOSTRADONGUS

IEATMEXICANKIDS

DEATH milkshake

space whalez

LOL IM RIPPED

OhYesItsMOIST

HALFFRICAN

Bambi Lips

SemiLoyalPet

noobpoop

(First Update – 7/9/11)

DJ Roombahhh

A Kamikaze Baby

WittyPreacher

Baron V0N Pizza

Trmn8JonConner

DOINK DIGGLER

Someone on XBL

Dr Pinch a Loaf

IM NOT OPRAH

Obama is Batman

1800SlapNTickle

Billtheorange

OOGA BOOGA

EWW WHAT SMELLS

URMomIsAWookie

POTBELLYSTUD

strange fail

WherdYourHeadGo

Herb B Verstink

SMD KIM KARDASH

A Gay Pink Pony

PooInMyTurban

G Spot PUNCH

B10off

(Second Update – 12/9/11, post Battlefield 3/MW3 release)

iTz Silly Timez

HuggableJew

PLEEEZSHOOTME

ZebraZombies

No Facebook

Stop Flexing

My Meat Sizzlez

PetterOfKittens

Senor Bananas

BallparkFungus

V0lCaNiC DiaRia

Hobbitpoop

Givaschitt

MedicalHospital

SpandexJustice

GRAB HER B00TY

GET DUMPED ON G

ReallyOldDad

FatChrist Magic

scotchNpancakes

THRUSTYxHIPS

U made me come

JonJingleheimer

xxGODLYWAFFLExx

The Trousers

DamnMyKarma

AHugh Jefincauk

BRBkillingSPREE

IM A DUMB BROAD

SwankyBobzombie

MercilessMaggot

Sticky Spooodge

Fliperoooo

Brock McKickass

GodUsesTheUMP

fartsandpoops

Everything Holy

RebelSansCause

GoGoGoDammitGo

AtomicToast

DustyMummyFartss

His Mail Lover

droopy 4skyn

UltraRightWing

Our Town Drunk

Your new buddy

JerkStoleMyName

GOAT COMMANDER

CatAttackHiss

XL Frodo Feet

Im White Its Ok

PeepsAndPoops

My Bear Handz

SchitzzPoppinov

Fluffybutnotfat

MrTURKEYlegs

MyMomLetsMePlay

WomenxRxStupid

I Bench Ur Mom

Bob the Father

Dave Eats Kids

FestiveDungheap

iRassle Turtles

FTHISNAMEBRO

ChimpNotApansy

funylokinfetus

3rd Update (4/3/12)

BeastlyBlowjorb
AlmightySatan
About 3257 Jews

HideousChild

YourAsianGamer

RacistMailbox

A LONE POP TART

DA KARATE KITTY

Soft PWNography

Some Papers

DemonMilk

ThisIsntCheese

Magic AssBeeds

ThirstyWhiteMan

It Was Close

Daddys Lipstick

LuBed Up LaRRY

Acrustyfartbox

Gayxforxjesus

SqueezeNPoop

DANGGGGGG

Ultra Gay Time

Amish Carpool

SuckMyGlock

Lord Tuki Tuki

lol I Like Cake

RustyFleshFlute

Shovel Justice

HolyCrapThisSux

No MLG Rank

Cussin Cowboy

SsparklesS YAY

MeatyOwlToes

Macgigglebutt69

ELEPHANT LOAD

Goobacca

Blame Hippies

WoWDaViDRaAllY

Panda Pringles

WAITDONTSHOOTT

Babyfood Thief

Jump Pass Jesus

POOKYSNOOKUMS

LOLSandROFLS

LOLBaconStrips

TURDofWONDER9

WorriedOBAMA

xPoonDogg1977x

Bullying Policy

I HUNT FANNY

DaFunktapus

I May Kick You

DynamicClamtaco

FOOTAGE x POOP

xDooDooBUTTERxx

ILL BLAST THEM

Fresh Midgets

DREW P KNUTS

EIGHTEENFATKIDS

FluffyKilljoy

doctor teeth

WET SLOP HOLE

4th Update (1/27/13)

Gobigorblowhome

ROAD HEAD FIRST

AFatWhiteSniper
InterracialPond

ITCHY PAUL SACK

Chris Loves XP & Gerry Hates XP

WellHellsBells

Cyanide Slushy

Im White YAY

PETEY BANANAS

WhenHobbitsKill

I Squat 2 Pooh

HUGS N RAINBOWS

CatsOnRainbows

SocksAre4YoFeet

Loads of Toads

TheMayorsOffice

AFRICAN SMILE

MR MC LAGGY LAG

amazingoffers

Those Chickens

a good beating

PsychoticWisdom

OMG  imgona POOP

[JUST]A angry joo

Zombies8myhmwrk

xTHIS BLOWSx

ForgottenFATMAN

Yucky Diaper

anonymousgoo

SallysPartyDip

JudasDAsnitch

KrustyBooger

Poopynewb

ImNOTaFngHippie

ivesaidmypiece

nicks mediocre

kevins meh

I luvCOLOREDppI

myponywillkillu

Nice Teeth

Flopalapagous

VeryColdFreezer

OneCynical Mofo

IKNOW I HIT YOU

aCRUNCHYgSTRING

Gaping FartBox

SUQAMADIQUE

A Lifeless Dog

Noob With Crabs

5th Update (8/6/13)

Mr Derp Herpson

Clean White Boy

SurpassYourAss

ZombieHump

Respectedfart

PassMeABeerDude

Nurs1ngHomeFire

LESBIANburrito

OK BLOKE BOOM

iOnlyDefuseOnce

Wienerwinkle

Hugh Chardkock

StopFiringAtMe

GOOSE POOP 4U

ExplosivePelvis

I AM REX RYAN

A Dirty Sink

Value Worry

WhoooWhat

ChewingTabacker

Its No Yoose

Inn Your Mouth

ILIKE2TAKEDUMPS

Dress Proper

Stinky Underarm

White Adults

Oh Man You Died

OceanSprayDrink

Im Busy Friday

baconraped

TibbleTot

Black Mail Me

omgOPRAHisFAT

DarthIsLukesDad

Please Be Quiet

x LETS KISS BRO

R U PROUD DAD

Abandoned Jeep

Sgt SlappyNutz

ThudButt

Spy C Wiener

DISASTROUSLUCK

CaretoElaborate

PCEaSHT

XBoxMakesMeLazy

Now Say Ahhh

C4 3 2 1 BOOM

PeeInRiver

Earlessjackass

hereholdmysack

What is a book

Hiring Now

lTimmytuffnutsl

Valid Coupons

My Bigtoe Hurts

Get Some Help

The Jews Won

SomethingSmells

Old Hairy Poop

RemoveUSBSafely

A FREAKING FLEA

TheTacticalButt

EATyourFACEoff

SaucyBlackWomen

StupitHobbitses

Cinnamon Trolls

Juicy Voices

omgBACONATORomg

MAGGOT BRAIN

PoopinBulletz

bearslovepie

WTHisthisWTF

NEW! 6th UPDATE! (4/26/14)

note: since I’m done with Call of Duty, the majority of these are gamertags I’ve come across during my adventures on Grand Theft Auto V.

Mating is Hard

Wafflesinyoface

fartingfootball

My Evil Scheme

Lag Saves Lives

DudeJustHurdle

[in] Smell o Vision

Default Class

Only Hitmarks

I ARE DERPY

SaucySnausages

Guided by Satan

JimRomeHasDowns

TittieSprinkle3

MyNameIsGoggles

Pierre Smells

POOPIE TROUSERS

Boxes Scare Me

HairyDiksNyaBut

EatchaBrainz

ALewdSpaceWhale

I Consume Poop

An Erect Stick

The Murder Pony

TryHard Tuesday

FlungPooAtYou

Cute Voices

Klitortoise

DynamicVagBlast

MoldyNutCheeses

MayorMcTurd

McDonalds Salad

ManPartsMangler

Racoon Farts

VICIOUS ASSNOTE

YawnYourBoring (though I’d like to kill this dude for his grammar)

MARCH 5TH 1999

UrAllBetterNMe

Y U NO BOOMBOOM

DisturbinglyODD

AmishDanceKing

AssCandles

Superb Backhand

aBUCKETaBALLS

What are cows

Kinda Guitarded

LowCalorieSnack

Im GoInG TO PS4

KnifinIsAHabit

the cat is fat

the dog is fat

American Jobs

Avoid Blacks

The Gender Gap

Waffle Dipper

Oreos Love Milk

Certified Negro

English Essays

Pregnant Cow

cookin eggs

HavUrMomCa11Me

ImADuckOnQuack2

Michael Recycle

LotionOnTheFace

oldschooldonut

oldschoolbagels

YesImReallyFat

Feed Africans

AmishDanceKing

Love 80s Music

ShwtyhasAcookie

Algebra Final

AUTHORofdaBIBLE

BIG UPDATE (8/26/13):  I just finished and posted a blog on here about my retirement from Call of Duty. Yup, once I’m done with Black Ops II, I’m calling it quits. No Ghosts for me. I’ve had enough of killing people on the internet. If you enjoyed this list of gamertags, click on this story to learn about my history with the COD franchise: Thanks, But No Thanks, GHOSTS: Why I’m Retiring from Call of Duty.

And here’s a few random Theater Mode clips of me playing Black Ops:

First up, an epic carpet bomb that kills every single member of the opposing team (6 kills):

A gorgeous rainbow frag kill:

And here’s a sick hail mary frag triple kill:

Some sweet, cinematic Valkyrie action:

A hilarious semtex kill on some oblivious noobs:

Mano-a-mano with rocket launchers. The other guy misses, I don’t:

The case of the floating semtex:

I wish I had done some of these for MW3. Maybe I’ll do a few before BlOps 2 comes out.

By the way, if you watch those and look for me under the gamertag HUGE BORG CUBE (which you can see in the above videos), I haven’t used that in over a year. I tend to change my gamertag a couple times a year. I’m debating whether or not to reveal my current gamertag. It might be fun to play with some of you psychopaths.

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76 Responses to “Funny XBOX Live Gamertags (6th UPDATE!)”


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  4. 4 Josh June 16, 2014 at 1:58 AM

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  5. 5 Diego Aguilar June 28, 2014 at 3:42 PM

    What happend to YouSickDuck?

  6. 6 Anonymous July 17, 2014 at 1:40 PM

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  7. 7 Anonymous August 11, 2014 at 5:59 AM

    what about wafflebunny123 ?

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  1. 1 Cool Xbox Live Gamertag? Trackback on November 14, 2011 at 8:01 AM
  2. 2 Thanks, But No Thanks, GHOSTS: Why I’m Retiring from CALL OF DUTY | BIGGIE'S PLACE Trackback on August 26, 2013 at 7:00 PM

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